So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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