youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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