Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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