Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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