super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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