"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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