My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize