I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
