i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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