I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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