dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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