I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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