Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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should my penis look like a turkey
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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