Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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