Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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