he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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