Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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