We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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