Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
50% drunk capacity currently
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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