So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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