i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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