My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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