Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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