I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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