these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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This baby is an asshole
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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