He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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