my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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