Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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