why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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