those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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