hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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