I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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