so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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