I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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