HIV tests are more positive than that guy
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Sext me about skeletons
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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