Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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