I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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