we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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