Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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