The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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