are you so shy because you have an std?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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