She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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