it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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