so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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