In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i was born a porn star she said
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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