I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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