walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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