but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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