all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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