God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
