i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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