I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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