singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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