Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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